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I am a historian and this is how it happened.

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HALF CINEMA CHEERED AND THE OTHER HALF WERE REALLY CONFUSED WHY WE WERE CHEERING

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"Well, lads. You’ve discovered a species hitherto unknown to science, quite possibly non-terrestrial in origin, and you kicked its fuckin’ head in!

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humansofnewyork:

"You can make about 75% more money with a cat on your head than you can with a cat on your shoulder."

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jebiga-design-magazine:

Albert Frey House II in Palm Springs

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Anonymous Asked: My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

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juliankoster:

animals-riding-animals:

turtle riding capybara (pursued by swan)

this is intense

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pleatedjeans:

new hero. [x]

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bookgeekconfessions:

I wanted to double check that “The Cherry on Top” was a short novel or novella and I found this on uphillwriting.org. I think it’s very informative and hopefully you guys will find it useful!

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