December 3, 2023

identitty-dickruption:

“your partner isn’t responsible for your wellbeing”

“go tell this to a therapist”

“omg stop traumadumping” (after hearing a mild complaint)

can you guys hear yourselves? we are human beings. part of being in relationships (including friendships) with each other means looking after each other. we are responsible for each other. I look after your emotional needs when you need it, and you look after mine. sometimes things will be difficult and sometimes they’ll be outside my paygrade, and I’m allowed to step back from that. but you have to stop acting like it’s some massive toxic imposition on you to have to listen to someone talk about their feelings

(via standuptragicomedy)

November 10, 2023
xxspronkus420xx:
“world-heritage-posts:
“geosaurusrex:
“I bought this last night. This is a total game changer. Internet fame, here I come.
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world heritage post
”
Holy shit what. This is like if someone in ancient sumeria had a camera
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xxspronkus420xx:

world-heritage-posts:

geosaurusrex:

I bought this last night. This is a total game changer. Internet fame, here I come.

world heritage post

Holy shit what. This is like if someone in ancient sumeria had a camera

(via lesbianshepard)

October 25, 2023
ophiuchusdecay:
“oceaniccunt:
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ophiuchusdecay:

oceaniccunt:

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October 23, 2023

incorrectskyrimquotes:

uni416:

uni416:

tenthfloorghostgirl:

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…There I was, veritably myself again.

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This life is a F*CKING NIGHTMARE

I love everything about this. 

(via seananmcguire)

July 29, 2023

wizardcore420:

theboynichmanuscript-deactivate:

wizardcore420:

elmyra-is-tired:

wizardcore420:

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you know the wizards council will use this to expand the surveillance kingdom and erode nonhuman rights

👏dragon 👏blood 👏can’t 👏erode 👏mythril 👏beams

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everyone else is funnier than me I quit

(via uss-edsall)

July 29, 2023

aquilacalvitium:

fake-mermaid:

can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014

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(via seananmcguire)

July 27, 2023

uvradical:

foxgirlofficial:

spandexinspace:

I need everyone to know that the ship Götheborg, the world’s largest ocean-going wooden sailing ship, answered a distress call the other day.

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Imagine waiting for the coast guard or whatever to show up and instead a replica of 18th century merchant ship pulls up and tows you to the coast.

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pov: you’ve been transported to the 17th century

#in the article it says that the sailboat sailors were concerned because they could not be towed quickly because of the kind of boat#so they asked Götheborg what type of ship they were and warned that they would not be able to go above a certain speed#and götheborg went ’ we are also a sailboat. 50 meters length. no worries :) ’#and the poor sailboat sailors were just like ’ That’s not possible. they have to be messing with us’ and then the ship Rolled Up (via bunjywunjy)

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July 25, 2023

official-boob-posts:

curiooftheheart:

texelations:

alivannarose:

captainlatin:

I fucking hate languages.

The Greeks had this word, right, we have no idea where it came from, it just kinda popped up out of nowhere, and it could mean either apples, cheeks, or boobs. Problem is it looked and sounded *exactly* like another, unrelated word which could mean sheep, goat, or any animal in general really, which must have got confusing if you were a farmer talking about your livestock, but anyway…

Then the Romans, having stolen practically everything else from the Greeks, thought they’d nick this word too, because Latin isn’t confusing enough without throwing in a bunch of loan words. And they adopted it to mean a pumpkin.

Then the English came along and were all like “when in Rome”, and stole it, where it became our word ‘melon’. Which has now come back to mean boobs.

How do you like them apples.

I fucking love languages.

In case anyone doubts the veracity of this:

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Calling boobs ‘melons’ literally transcends culture, time, and language.

official boob post

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July 22, 2023

mathew:

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July 4, 2023

batshit-auspol:

batshit-auspol:

August, 2017: Deputy Prime Minister of Australia, Barnaby Joyce, is forced to resign from parliament after it is revealed he is a citizen of New Zealand.

New Zealand makes light of the situation by nominating him for New Zealander of the Year

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Barnaby would regain his job after renouncing his NZ citizenship and running for re-election, only to lose the Deputy PM job again shortly after when it was revealed he had gotten his media advisor pregnant.

(via uss-edsall)

July 4, 2023

radatav:

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Leave Shel Silverstein alone.

(via unpretty)

July 3, 2023

cykelops:

lexcellence:

evilcyclopsxmen:

cykelops:

evilcyclopsxmen:

Hank: I could pee on you .

Scott:*remembering Hank is canonically straight and would be able to smell it if he got turned on * Ha. Haha. I love jokes . 🧍‍♂️


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it’s not often I distance myself from evilcyclopsxmen takes but this is one we just have to publicly denounce

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Scott: hold that thought. I’m lactating.


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WHAT ARE THEY PUTTING IN UR WATER ????